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have a quietly judgmental natasha for your dash
Judging you so hard
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are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
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Cosmo Sex Tip #682: When sexting your partner, ask “what are you wearing, ‘Jake from State Farm?’”
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- Stoner Hamlet: To smoke a bowl or to not smoke a bowl, is that even a question?
Photoset reblogged from Derek Who? with 48,174 notes
this scene is just golden because tony was never planning to reveal his identity as iron man. but right when blondie laughs and says ‘i never said you were a superhero’, she obviously hit a nerve and tony literally goes ‘alright, you wanna play? i can play’, LOOKS HER STRAIGHT FUCK IN THE EYE, AND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD HE’S IRON MAN. A SUPERHERO.
well played tony
well played
bitch i might be
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Cosmo sex tip 243801: When you’re riding him reverse-cowgirl, aggressively whisper, “Now this is podracing.”
Gives “I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick,” a new meaning.
he doesnt say that while pod racing
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I am inside someone
who hates me.
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